How to think

Here are some rules to thinking:

1. Engage in a mid-distant stare

2. Turn off your visual receptors

3. Allow your ear flaps to recede into the bone labyrinth

4. Select an estimation from your encephalon archives

5. Send the estimation to multiple destinations in the bone bag, ensuring that both right and left ventricles are fully flooded

6. Once the body is entirely electrified it will enter a state of paralysis. Here you will start the ignition of thought. You have reached the first phase of thinking.

n.b. once the first phase has started do not, under any circumstances-