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Intergenerational advice

Stephanie Fuller

Great Grandma: I have some advice for you, don’t get married. Instead, grab a gun. People really listen to you when they think you have a gun.


Mum: I’m not sure that’s the best advice. I’d say stay safe, stay healthy and stay happy


Great Grandma: Boring


Grandma: I’d have to say, get laid


Mum: Mum!


Great Grandma: If you do get laid, don’t get pregnant


Me: I don’t want to get pregnant


Great Grandma: Good. It’s a waste of time. So much time.


Grandma: Thanks


Me: I want a kid, I just don’t want to get pregnant.


Mum: It doesn’t work like that


Grandma: She understands how it works


Great Grandma: Obviously, you’d know all about that


Grandma: Me?


Mum: She means me


Great Grandma: I mean the lot of you. Sex mad.


Me: You had 9 kids


Grandma: Buried my twin in an orange box in the desert.


Great Grandma: Not this again


Grandma: You said the jackals ate her corpse


Mum: Must have been terrible


Great Grandma: Pity is just a form of abuse


Me: Who wants a tea? I’ll make us a cuppa




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